{"type":"standard","title":"Manila Digger F.C. (women)","displaytitle":"Manila Digger F.C. (women)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q125564543","titles":{"canonical":"Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)","normalized":"Manila Digger F.C. (women)","display":"Manila Digger F.C. (women)"},"pageid":74356763,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Manila_Digger_F.C.png","width":256,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Manila_Digger_F.C.png","width":256,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280091582","tid":"f1b61535-ff40-11ef-bf62-3b95f2ddb4a7","timestamp":"2025-03-12T12:53:07Z","description":"Football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Manila_Digger_F.C._(women)"}},"extract":"Manila Digger F.C. is a Filipino professional women's football club founded in 2018.","extract_html":"
Manila Digger F.C. is a Filipino professional women's football club founded in 2018.
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