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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?","punchline":"He had a very esteemed colleague.","id":94}
{"type":"programming","setup":"I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...","punchline":"...but you might not get it.","id":71}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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