{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Is the pool safe for diving?","punchline":"It deep ends.","id":146}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?","punchline":"Because they might peel!","id":340}
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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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